We have let you down, Tim Gunn. You've tried so hard to get us to stand up straight, tuck in our shirts, and generally behave like we're in a civilization, and how do we repay you? With Taylor Momsen. We understand. You're not angry. You're just ... disappointed.
Last week, the "Project Runway" mentor/most dapper man in the world groused that the young starlet/vibrator enthusiast, whom he encountered during his guest appearance on "Gossip Girl," "was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself, 'Why are we all being held hostage by this brat?'" Chalking up Momsen's lack of preparation to BlackBerry addiction, he flatly stated, "She annoyed the entire crew." But it's not just heavily eyelinered pop tarts who have felt Gunn's withering scorn lately. In the same interview, he further diagnosed "Real Housewives of DC" party girl Michaele Salahi and her husband as "sociopaths" and mused, of the New Jersey "Housewives" cast, "How far are these women from wild animals?"