This is the week that "Project Runway" completes its Lifetime-ization. The challenge is to create a look for a little girl that is "age-appropriate and fashionable." Awww, that's adorable! Just not very fashion forward. I have two kids, and I think there is probably nothing less chic than a child. Well, except for Suri Cruise. That girl can dress me under the table. She should have been the guest judge this week.
Kids' clothes are tough. You can't do gowns. You can't do anything sexy, as Anthony points out. You can't do anything with safety pins or other ornamentation (choking hazard, of course). Jonathan sums up the designers' fears nicely when he says, "I am scared of children. They are very small."
The bantering in the work room is hilarious this week. Anthony weaves tale after tale in that golden voice of his. The designers finally challenge him to see how long he can be quiet. After donning a Lady Gaga-like mask complete with painted lips, he lasts for 14:56. Jonathan does an absolutely spot-on Michael Kors impression. I hope he does it during judging.